Film review: "Fifty shits of Grey" Sorry I meant shades...

Well how to describe this amount of shit in a few lines... This is the story of a girl who is very stupid (in my opinion) that finds a pervert (well it's a man but I don't consider a man somebody who needs to hurt people to get pleasure so, it's a f*****g pervert). This specimen wants to possess her (I've said possess because it is what he wants). Well so he begins to do some games of persuasion and ends up convincing her to do this. Then there is about an hour of porn (sadomasochism). She is a bit afraid in the end and asks him for the next level so he kicks her hard in the bottom and she leaves crying. Do you even consider this a film? I'm sure that some boring and monotonic lives have a better argument than this amount of trash. Now I'll leave some reviews:

"The first film with explicit hard sex, amazing" - Somebody with a very destroyed mind

"I would see it again, simply wonderful" - A pervert

"A realistic love story of the 21st century"- Somebody who entered in a wrong cinema

"The worst 7€ of my life" - Me

After this amazing reviews now some personal opinion (last paragraph was an objective description). Well, can somebody explain me why the hell all those millions of people pay for seing this film if the network is plenty of porn films? I don't really understand. More than 50 women (the fifty shades I suppose) have already died trying to do what they saw in the film. What's wrong with mankind?!?!?!?! Well By now I think that my opinion is clear so I have just one thing to say: If you love your mind healthe, and you want to sleep at nights don't go to the cinema and pay for this!